Hundreds of thousands of people have been curious about the early days of my famed comic work Johnson Named Everything. I was browsing through an old packed cd-r today I found something that might quench the thirst of JNE's biggest fans. What I believe maybe the FIRST EVER comic under the banner Johnson Named Everything! Read it and weep from laughter!
Wow!!! As you can see, it contains similar themes as the newer more advanced JNEs, which have updated and mastered drawings, action, plot and dialogue, yet it still has that flash of genius comic effect that keeps us rolling from laughter! What a mean trick the hat wearing character has played. Who would want to drink that! Not only that, but he's giving a thumbs up! And he's standing on the fucking table! What glorious aim he must have! Look at how even the earliest example has the wonderful shock and awe scene in the final frame. Also note the caveman type title banner. Ugh!