Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Thoughts On Completely Insane Historical Hair
Today while working at the bar I had a customer who must have just got off the subway because he paid with about 10 $1 coins. I like these coins and enjoy taking them as payment, and then using them at some other place of business. It must be my inner numismatist. Anyway, I got home and was fondling my new loot absentmindedly when I noticed these characters hair cuts. Are you fucking kidding me? I dare any person to try and become president in the 2000's with these guys insane hairdos. Could you imagine if William "Reverse Haircut" Harrison ran for office looking like that? We know that Andrew "Supermodel Hair" Jackson would probably get the tween vote! "Who ya votin for?" "Not sure yet, but I sure like Thomas "The Wig" Jefferson's platform!" "Me too, but I'm still leaning towards Martin Van "Mad Scientist" Buren!"
Posted by The Power of Crystals at 12:13 AM