Tuesday, December 9, 2008
For those of you who don't know what Pandora's Box is, it's an awesome novelty dispenser found in some men's bathrooms. I love Pandora's Box because it's completely insane how ridiculous the goodies you can get from it are. Look at the loot I scored at the Portsmouth Tavern! Not only did we see the Ducks destroy the Beavers at this fine establishment, but I walked away with Pecker Stiffener, a Pecker Stretcher and The Qualifyer. These three treasures were the last in the machine unfortunately. The first aid pecker stiffener is a mysterious white powder. I'm gonna stash it
away some where and only break it out years from now when it's
do or die time. That stuff might kill me so it might as well be worth it.
Posted by The Power of Crystals at 12:18 PM