Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Pandora's Box


For those of you who don't know what Pandora's Box is, it's an awesome novelty dispenser found in some men's bathrooms. I love Pandora's Box because it's completely insane how ridiculous the goodies you can get from it are. Look at the loot I scored at the Portsmouth Tavern! Not only did we see the Ducks destroy the Beavers at this fine establishment, but I walked away with Pecker Stiffener, a Pecker Stretcher and The Qualifyer. These three treasures were the last in the machine unfortunately. The first aid pecker stiffener is a mysterious white powder. I'm gonna stash it
away some where and only break it out years from now when it's
do or die time. That stuff might kill me so it might as well be worth it.

3 comments:

Eric Mallory said...

I've got a boner, just thinking about it...

Anonymous said...

They must have been out of Pecker Engorger. I still have some, if ya need it...

aarontodd said...

When they tore down the old John Henry's in Eugene I stole the condom dispensers, it had $6 in change and was loaded with those novelty prizes... I don't remember what happened to all of them, or the condom dispenser for that matter... but I bought ice cream with the six dollars...